**infra-watchdog** automatically triages infrastructure regressions by classifying incidents into auto-fix, alert, or blocked actions based on safety rules encoded in policy (prod hosts are alert-only; certain services like cloudflared are hard-blocked). Built with Python/YAML configuration and pytest-backed validation, it prevents unsafe auto-remediation while enabling silent fixes for non-destructive operations like temp cleanup. Handles real production regression workflows with explicit safety gates and configurable allowlisting.
MotionMonitor detects occupancy violations and tracks drink orders in real-time by capturing Hik-Connect camera feeds and running YOLOv8 object detection with a custom-trained drinks classifier. Uses macOS Quartz API for window capture, histogram-based person re-ID with configurable zones, and persists detections to CSV/PNG for compliance auditing. Deployed live at Thirsty Aztec bar with 7-day log rotation and <100ms inference latency.
Snap3 captures a macOS screenshot, uploads it to a private server, and texts the public URL via iMessage in under 3 seconds — solving the friction of sharing live visuals during remote sessions. Built with Python, screencapture, and the Twilio SMS API, triggered by a single keyboard shortcut via a macOS LaunchAgent. Used daily across development and support workflows.
UptimeWatch monitors service availability and sends instant alerts via Telegram and email when downtime occurs, solving the blind-spot problem of unnoticed outages. Built with Python, YAML configs, and webhook integrations for multi-channel notifications at scale. Includes test harness to verify alert delivery across all channels before production deployment.
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