Real prices. Real builds.
Single-session ships. Source code yours forever. No required retainers, no monthly minimums, no agency fees.
AUDIT
- 12-domain technical audit of your existing stack
- 3-7 specific tool recommendations
- 4-day quick-wins plan
- 30-min review call (screen-shared)
- Written report you can act on alone
- 5 hours/week back or refund
QUICK WIN
- Everything in AUDIT
- 1 working tool installed and live
- Examples: Shift4Bot · BarPhone · Telegram alerts · daily email reports
- Deployed on your infrastructure
- 30-day check-in call
- Source code + documentation, yours forever
STACK
- Everything in QUICK WIN
- 3 tools installed + integrated
- Custom dashboard at your-venue.thirstyai.live
- 60 days bug fixes + tweaks included
- Optional ongoing maintenance: $500/mo
- Priority support via iMessage
Bigger lift? Custom GPTs from $3K. Full agent implementations from $10K + $1K/mo retainer. Email for a custom scope.
Common questions
Why so much cheaper than an agency?
No salespeople, no project managers, no office. I run three bars; my overhead is already paid. You get senior-developer work at solo-operator rates.
What if I can’t find 5 hours/week back?
100% refund on the AUDIT tier. I keep my notes; you keep your money. Hasn’t happened yet across 85+ builds.
Do you maintain what you build?
Yes. Every project I ship runs on my own infrastructure or a VPS I set up for you. STACK tier includes 60 days of bug fixes; ongoing is $500/mo.
Can you do hardware too?
Software side, yes (POS integrations, kitchen displays, AR.js menus, NFC tap-to-pay flows). Physical install I’ll subcontract to a Riverwalk electrician I trust.
Do you work outside San Antonio?
Remote, yes. On-site I prefer SA hospitality - my own bars are 10 minutes away if something breaks.
What’s your stack?
Python, Claude API, Twilio, Shift4, Cloudflare, DigitalOcean. Full inventory at /arsenal.